Brad 

A jerk who goes around acting like a child and will touch every girl that walks by. even if u say dont touch me he still will grab ur butt or stick his hand down your shirt. you should stay away from brad at all costs, every brad ive met is rude arrogent and needs to be tested for STD's

girl: i said dnt touch me
Brad: i dont care (grabs butt)
girl: (slaps brad)

girl 1: did u hear, molly is dating brad!
girl 2:what is wrong with her, i saw him touching three differant girls this morning!
girl 1: what a jerk!

Brad by Ca$$!y November 3, 2011

Brad 

The action of talking for an excessive period of time with no meaning. Commonly known as chatting shit. The stories that are told in these situations, generally have no meaning or relevance to the given coversation and also entail a lot of lies.

Friend 1: So I had a threesome on the weekend, whilst I was on 6 pills of MDMA.
Friend 2: Sorry mate, but you're chatting absolute Brad right now.

Brad by KrieIsHere March 15, 2019

Brad 

A dad who is also a bro. He's your friend's father who seems like he was probably a meat-head jock in high school.

"Dude, look at Joe's dad wearing that muscle shirt and those ridiculously huge sunglasses."
"I know, and he's always either at the gym or drinking."
"He's a total brad."

Brad by regimechange October 17, 2013

Brad 

A bipolar fat ugly closeted homosexual who is hated by all who know him, even his family. He has eye watering body odor. If someone doesn't hate him, they will, give it another day.

Scrape the Brad off your shoe in the grass.

Brad by Primadonna knows all. October 10, 2017

Brad 

a brother of a cave dwelling frosting eating noob who plays fps and sucks at them as well a "brad" is an annoying brother or sister of you or a friend that thinks that you like them when u really don't

A:holy shit you brother is such a Brad
B:he still thinks that you like him
A:ha even though i hit him daily
B:ya
AB:ha ha ha

Brad by jeaus June 3, 2010

Brad 

The biggest fuckboi in wautoma.

Flirts with everyone and takes people's girlfriends, brad

Brad by Trufflemilk August 31, 2016

Brad 

I am a brad so im gonna tell you the real definition: Brad a guy who can come off as obnoxious but once you get get to know him can be really nice they normally have shot tempers and brown eyes and hir you can smell when ones coming because of the axe body spray they wear, brads are also known to be good at the sex.

P.s some brads can be total polynigmions

Guy 1: Brads about to come around the corner
Guy 2: How do you know?

Guy 1: Can't you smell the axe
Brad: Hi guys

Guy 1 and 2: He brad

Brad by Hey aidan November 22, 2018