awktet

A group of eight awkward people, or just a large group of people all behaving awkwardly.

Person 1: Hey man, look at that awktopus sitting by himself.
Person 2: No, look, that guy is awkstalking him.
Person 1: Woah, it's basically an awktet.

by Awktopodes September 10, 2011

Awkify

Verb; to make awkward, to make a situation awkward

Guy1: My dad got testicular cancer.
Guy 2: I'm sorry, that sucks.
Guy 1: I guess my mom won't be able to do that to him anymore...
Guy 2: uhh you just awkified the situation, bro. Too much information.

(Present tense; awkify. Past tense; awkified)

by Newwordsaresoawesome December 16, 2012

awkner

an awkward boner

"Man, I had such an awkner during my prostate exam."

by GingerSnapKat April 17, 2016

awkner

An awkward boner.

Hey bro, I had an awkner after the new girl in the office told me to fuck off.

by KitKatGingerSnap July 8, 2016

Alkiecycle

An electric bicycle often ridden by those who have lost their license to drive due to Impared Driving convictions.

"I was walking on the sidewalk when some clown on an Alkiecycle nearly plowed into me!"

by longrider700 June 1, 2016

akiese

Smart , funny , very sexy , 2k goat

Football goat/basketball goat.

Akiese is so very sexy

by Nbaken10 April 19, 2018

Awkeird

When something is so awkward its weird

Licking someone's finger is so awkeird

by That awkeird girl May 3, 2018