assjet

an extended realease of flatulence from the anus that sounds like a jumbo jet taking off

Yo kid, you totally just assjetted yourself after that huge bowl of chili.

Yo, that was a huge assjet. It stinks.

by Simmons and Nunez February 12, 2008

assletic

when a girl has a surprising big butt and is still athletic.

that athletic girls butt is huge. she is assletic

by Mike alonso March 8, 2017

Russian Asset

The favored toys of Vladimir Putin.

See: Tucker Carlson, Donald Trump, FOX News, GOP

Lydia: Don Jr. is SUCH a Russian Asset!
Angie: Like father, like son.

by ThatGuyWhoWatchesVideos April 16, 2022

Asslete

A gay male athlete

That asslete really enjoys showering with the team

by Savage3 July 2, 2008

assleticism

adj. - the combination of watching sport and admiring the physique of those in competition. Anatomy that would be particularly observed would be that of the chest, buttocks, and crotch of particularly attractive athletes.

Most figure skating spectators come for the assleticism of tight costumes and crotch grab lifts

by Math Major February 16, 2010

assneck

u fucking idiot thats called a grundle

u r a retard

by tusk April 2, 2003

Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008