pancake

A prank whereby a guy presses his scrotum against a glass object in order to make a round shape. The obverse of a pressed ham.

Randal did a pancake on the first floor door. The RA was upset.

by Bertal Guntz July 14, 2005

pancake

1. of or refering to pot

YO! Fooo wat up my hommie g dawg biscut, you got any moe of da pancake dat I can somke.

by Nick October 13, 2004

Pancaked

To ejaculate a large load on a partner's face.

Shelly punched Bodie after he unexpectedly pancaked and his batter stung her eye.

by Urbanuploader666 February 5, 2018

pancaked

When a virgin gets her arse and then her pussy fucked for the first time in the same night.

(Girl crying on the phone to her mum after her wedding night)
"Oh mummy I don't like marrige.....it hurts"
"Why's that sweetie"
"Cos I was pancaked last night and I'm bleeding from both ends"

by FMFlex November 9, 2005

Pancake

Giving a blowjob while your husband cooks bacon. He cums and spills oil on your back. You then bite down and he hits you on the head with a frying pan.

Some woman in Carioca, Romania gave her husband the pancake, and she ended up with burns and a broken cheek bone. The man needed his willy reattached.

by marx of k August 1, 2010

Pancake

orgasm in a kitchen or diner

We are going to make pancakes

by Miaknowshow September 7, 2007

pancake

A person who is asexual and panromantic.

If somebody is a pancake, it means they aren't sexually attracted to people of any gender but are romantically attracted to people of all genders.

Composed of the prefix pan-, from panromantic, and cake, a symbol of asexuality arising from the expression "cake is better than sex."

"I'm proud to be a pancake. I used to feel wrong for always falling in love but never falling in lust, but it turns out that's just the way I am. I can love people regardless of gender but don't feel the need or inherent desire to have sex with anybody."

by pseudonymfive August 12, 2018