Appalachian Dam

When you finish in a girl’s anus and hold cum in until it boosts out of the side.

Person 1:Your girlfriend sure looks tired

Person 2: Yep, she hasn’t been able to walk correctly since I gave her the Appalachian Dam.

by CaptainSivDad October 18, 2019

appallitician

pronunciation: ə-pä-lə-ˈti-shən

part of speech: noun

definition: an appalling politician.

Toronto's crack-smoking, lying, bicycle-hating psychopath of a mayor, Rob Ford, is the quintessential appallitician.

by Matt Skipper November 11, 2013

Hiking the Appalachian

Code for having an affair.

In the case of a Republican, more often than not it'll be a same-sex affair.

I hold a high-stress political job and my wife refuses to give head. I guess I'll have to go hiking the Appalachian when the current legislative session is over.

by Dr. Zoid Johnberg June 24, 2009

Applause

What you call the clap if you have it for a long time or a very serious case

Paris Hilton doesn't have the clap, she has the applause

by deeezenutz September 4, 2009

Appulating

Overly enjoying the apps on your iphone, and making everyone around you aware of said enjoyment. typically involves excessive sharing and demonstrating of the many useless apps on the iphone, particularly to people who are not remotely interested

Mother: "Look at this awesome new app on my iphone!"
Son: *rolls eyes* "Please stop appulating at the dinner table."

by classy-c July 20, 2009

Applause

A series of self given high fives driven by one of the following purposes:

1. Congratulate someone else's achievement.
2. Acknowledge the end of a joke, speach or musical scene.
3. Sing the "Happy Birthday" song.
4. Force the speaker to shut the hell up.
5. Kill a flying insect.
6. Mimic a seal.
7. For the sake of peer pressure.

You see, the applause is only present in the Happy Birthday song to prevent us from realizing how ridiculous it is. Try to do either of them separately and you'll get what I'm saying.

I'm just starting the applause so everyone can tell the joke is over and it's ok to laugh.

by Renaum August 19, 2012

Hiking the Appalachians

Code for cheating on your spouse, significant other.

"If anyone needs me, I'll be hiking the Appalachians." -Gov. Mark Sanford

Guy 1: Dude, where were you Saturday night? I thought I'd see you at the club with your girl.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was hiking the Appalachians.

by Bert-Bert June 24, 2009