american apparel

The new uniform for suburban girls ranging from thirteen to twenty-five. Once belonging to hipsters and those of artist origin, it is now (due to its expansion) worn by sluts, nerds, jocks, and hipster-wannabes all over high school grounds. Ugg boots, black lululemon pants, and brightly colourd american apparel hoodies are the new uniform for all public school students, who slowly decend on the indie scene ready to get their sticky mainstream fingers all over anything which can be salvaged. When all is said and done, if you think you were the "first one to where american apparel in your school" then... you weren't. There was some kid hanging out, behind the oak tree off school grounds smoking a cigarette and talking about the last show he/she went to, who was.

Rich Girl One

"Omg, these lululemon pants ride me so bad! Like, is that ashley? As if, she has a purple american apparel hoodie, i was the first, my daddy bought it for me in toronto!"

Rich Girl Two

"Psssh I know, lets jump into my moms Hummer, listen to some regina spektor to be indie, and go to starbucks, to show off these hoodies!"

by Awesome McStellar April 4, 2008

Hiking in the Appalachians

Euphemism used mostly by politicians for spending time with a South American mistress, most commonly Argentinian.

Sorry I didn't call, dear. I was busy Hiking in the Appalachians and couldn't get phone service.

by capt. planet June 24, 2009

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

The best thing that you could ever listen to. It is orgasmic music that only few can live through after listening to.

I lived after listening to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus!!

by Duckie D June 10, 2008

appalachian

(verb)
when a much weaker, smaller entity defeats a seemingly insurmountable opponent.

Michigan sure got appalachianed by that division I-AA team on 1 September 2007!

by Bratman September 9, 2007

reverse appalachian farmer

A highly risque maneuver that requires three things. A man, a woman, and drugs. While taking various hallucinogens the man must insert himself into the woman (who is also taking hallucinogens). The man and woman must then roll down a rocky surface while still having sex, and additionally must engage in an intense philosophical debate. Smoking a joint afterwards is a must. No one has yet figured out exactly why it is called the reverse Appalachian farmer. The commonly accepted origin is these were simply the first people to do it.

"Hey hon I still have scrapes from the Reverse Appalachian Farmer last night, but it was totally worth it"

by meyter bansdrty June 15, 2008

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Going AWOL on your job to have a clandestine affair.

"Where has Joe been for the last three days? He didn't tell us that he'll be taking time off!"

"Uh... He's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. In that case, where's the pink slip?"

by L-R- July 17, 2009

Apparelized

verb; paralized by the thought of shopping, or selecting fashionable clothing to wear; indecision or lack of knowledge at choosing fashionable clothing; often a result stemming from being printimidated

"An afternoon at Nieman Marcus left this Midwestern housewife apparelized."

by NY Fashionista September 21, 2009