Apology Picnic

When you mess up and take your girl on a picnic as an apology.

-you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.

by pika007 April 13, 2011

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rapist's apology

When someone "apologizes" by saying something along the lines of "I don't remember doing this/it happening like that, but if I did do that I'm sorry."
Basically it's when someone fakes their way out of an apology so they can feel better about themselves.

"Did you confront Amy about what she said about you?"
"Yeah, she tried to get out of it with a rapist's apology but I didn't let her get away with it."

by maraspopheacj July 29, 2018

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Proud Man's Apology

When someone suddenly starts acting very nice to someone after doing something wrong, instead of actually apologising.

Sam: "Mike humiliated me in front of my girl! He's tried to be extra nice since, but he never apologised"
Paul: "That's a Proud Man's Apology, some guys don't know how to say the word sorry"

by andyBwilson May 22, 2020

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Apology burrito

The ultimate sorry of sorrys: a burrito as a vessel for an apology reserved only for the most dire situations. A tortilla, beans, rice and more as a way to embody the most considerate yet respectful sorry.

Bitch complained that I couldn’t let her sleep so I tossed her an apology burrito.

by BeepBoopMan June 18, 2022

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National apology day

For the people who messed up ending friendships or relationships, its time to think and owe that special person an apology.

Yo bro im sorry for how things ended between us and I wanna make it up to u. Today was National apology day and its just the time for me to think about u...

by 3 point mane January 30, 2021

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