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false advertising

also false-advertising or false advertise n. Relates to instances on the internet (particularly, but not limited to gay culture) where non-desirable looking persons promote extremely favorable images of themselves, or others, in an effort to lead the viewer into believing that that is how the sender looks on a daily basis.
I went all the way across town to hook up with that guy last night because he wanted me really badly and looked really hot online, but when I got there that fugly slut opened the door and scared the crap out of me. I told him to stop false advertising and put up some pictures that looked like him and less like Ashton Kutcher, then I went home.
by JacobKing0722 November 13, 2007
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avert

a chick with high hotness levels
how that babe sure is a avert
by bbrbroista November 4, 2016
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advertisement

When someone says they'll do something or says that they are something, but doesn't follow through on it.
Aw man, he's all advertisement. He says he's brave but he's just a big pussy.
by Xtine Max January 2, 2004
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False Advertising

when an unattractive woman (or male ) wear high heels.
"every time i hear high heels I look up expecting to see an attractive woman, but you shoulda seen this heifer that walked in clapping the floor today... man that's false advertising"
by That Libra February 13, 2009
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False Advertisement

when you a see a girl from behind or far away and your like "DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM she fine" then you see her up close and youur like "DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM" she nasty. Primarily happens when she has a nice body and a butterface (meaning she's good "but her face")
Last week alex saw this hot girl at Macdaddydonalds then she turned around and it was a mom. He was like thats False advertisement.
by Franklin gribble August 27, 2006
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Advertainment

Advertisement cunningly disguised as entertainment.
by nodelete April 17, 2003
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Anderton

An English Chap who enjoys the essence of sipping Yorkshire Tea. He loves tea so much that he qualifies as a tea addict. Although, English people love tea, no one will ever love tea as much as an Anderton.
Person 1: Stop drinking so much tea. You will become an Anderton.
Person 2: My middle name is Anderton, Jimmy Anderton Jackson.
Person 1: You should stop or you might get sick.
Person 2: Ok. I don't want to become to much of an Anderton.
by Condors1 2012 April 18, 2013
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