Shit and potatoes 

An ethnic slur describing one who is of both Irish and South Asian descent.

Yalid Khasin is a dirty shit and potatoes.

Shit and potatoes by Herckouskous December 5, 2003

eat shit and bark at the moon 

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.

Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

eat shit and bark at the moon by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

Eat shit and die

The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.

Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.

You no good, two cent whore! You're just like your mother! Eat shit and die!

Eat shit and die by gimmedatsammich December 5, 2011

Shit and go 

The act of shitting in another persons toilet without having the courtesy to flush.

Person 1 "You won't believe what happened"

Person 2 "What happened?"
Person 1 "Another shit and go mate"

Person 2 "Now that's a shit go mate"

Shit and go by lovelyline July 27, 2014

Shit and mingle 

When girls always wanna go to the bathroom together. They go take a shit and mingle

Hey Aubrey, I’ve gotta go pee. Wanna go shit and mingle?

“Where did the girls go?”
“Oh, I think they went to go shit and mingle”
“Nice, hope they don’t take too long”

Shit and mingle by Shitnmingle February 8, 2019

shit and piss and cum 

When you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"This movie isn't that scary what are you doing" -random dude

"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man

shit and piss and cum by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

Shit And Run 

This is a prank only pulled off by the professionals including my friend Darren. If you are getting a ride from anyone that you dont like or dont know, for example a taxi, then you calmy pull down your pants and take a shit in the back seat. As the smell reaches the driver's nose he will mostly likely turn around thinking what the fuck is that smell?? Then you yell o fuck watch out! This is best done at nighttime because the driver would probably slam the brakes. When the car stops you get out and run.

"Man Darren, that was smooth performing a shit and run in the back of Matt's car without using any T.P."

"Give that taxi driver a shit and run so you dont have to pay for the fare"

Shit And Run by Meech April 12, 2005