Every morning when you leave the house, you push the button on the garage door remote closing the garage door. Then 10 minutes later, you can’t recall if you closed the garage door because you do the exact same action at the exact same time every morning, so they all blend together and you couldn’t tell if your memory was from that morning or any of the previous mornings where you went through the same motions like you have countless times before. You just experienced Repetitive Familiarity Amnesia.
by TheChrisenator July 20, 2021
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The affliction suffered when you go on Urban Dictionary to look up a word, but after several minutes of reading all the Words of the Day you've missed since you were last on UD, you completely forget what you wanted to look up.
The affliction suffered when you go on Urban Dictionary to look up a word, but after several minutes of reading all the Words of the Day you've missed since you were last on UD, you completely forget what you wanted to look up.
Today was the day I finally decided to figure out what the word "sex" meant. I pulled up Urban Dictionary, but was immediately distracted by all the Words of the Days that had been posted since I last needed to go on UD, to figure out what the word "boobies" meant. I came down with a case of Urban Dictionary Amnesia and forgot why I was even there in the first place. Ah well, I'm sure it's not that important anyway...
"Oh, right, that's why I was here"
*click*
"AWWW WHAT THE ASS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!"
And that's why i decided to try autofellatio.
"Oh, right, that's why I was here"
*click*
"AWWW WHAT THE ASS THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!"
And that's why i decided to try autofellatio.
by Innocentpants November 07, 2009
What occurs when you have played Grand Theft Auto for so long, it begins to rewire all previous learning in your brain, causing you to do really stupid shit without thinking. Depending on your level of intelligence, Grand Theft Amnesia can cause you to do anything from running red lights unintentionally to shooting at moving cars with various semi-automatic weapons or jacking cars at gunpoint.
The news recently reported a story of two young men in one of the Southern states who were arrested after being caught shooting at cars on the freeway. When questioned, the boys explained that they had just finished playing Grand Theft Auto and it seemed like a fun thing to try. They were obviously suffering from a bad case of Grand Theft Amnesia.
by Wendy Martin August 19, 2008
“Parking Lot Amnesia” is the syndrome that occurs when parking in any lot at any large facility. It occurs when you open the door of your vehicle to get out and is recognized when you are leaving the building and realize you have no idea where your vehicle is even though you left it just moments earlier. Which usually results in a long hot or cold walk with a heavy load until the final recognition of your car or in worst case scenarios calling a friend for a ride and returning after the establishment has closed and your car is the last one in the lot. The invention of remote locks has greatly decreased the syndrome and has resulted in a new disorder called “Arm Overhead Clicking” where you walk around arm raised over your head and constantly try to activate your cars locks from a distance.
Upon leaving an establishment: Dude, where’d we park? I don’t I know man! F*^k, “Parking Lot Amnesia again.” Well let’s walk around and use your remote (Arm Overhead Clicking) maybe we can find it that way?
by Blewsman7 November 23, 2013
A Independent video game made to make you shit yourself. Instead of using cheap scare tactics and gore, it rapes your mind with psychological torture. I mean this game game Made Chuck Norris shoot out liquid shit and flood the world for 40 days and 40 nights! I started crying before I even got a chance to see the first enemy! And best of all: Its affordable!
by Angry Otaku October 09, 2010
The absolute scariest and one of the best games you will ever play. Most zombie games give you a shotgun or a machine gun and you just walk around shooting everything. Here, you don't get a weapon. Here, the zombies are scary as fuck, tough as nails, show up at the most unexpected time, and will rape your mind. After a while of the game's atmosphere, you begin to go batshit insane. You must survive the entire game, and that might just be impossible.
(playing a game and conversing over Skype)
"Oh shit, I have a bag of oreos... AAAAAAARGRHRGAARHARGH HOLYSHITSHITSHIT OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING!!!! AAH!..... oh man, dude, I paused the game... I'm just going to load a save game..."
Typical reaction to playing Amnesia Dark Descent
"Oh shit, I have a bag of oreos... AAAAAAARGRHRGAARHARGH HOLYSHITSHITSHIT OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!! RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING!!!! AAH!..... oh man, dude, I paused the game... I'm just going to load a save game..."
Typical reaction to playing Amnesia Dark Descent
by DmitriShostakovich April 16, 2011
A condition in which the editors of a popular website forget to fulfill their mission as a vital conduit for the evolution of English vernacular, as spoken by the people on a regular basis.
Instead of focusing on the mission, they opt to include and proliferate forced, unwitty and often juvenile standards that instead creates a forgettable, unreliable and unusable reference for the future.
Instead of focusing on the mission, they opt to include and proliferate forced, unwitty and often juvenile standards that instead creates a forgettable, unreliable and unusable reference for the future.
By approving seemingly every entry, and by setting a low quality standard, Urban Dictionary has forgetten why it exists and has acquired Urban Purpose Amnesia. There appears to be a disregard for the quality of examples, and whether they are insightful, funny or coherent. Pundits do not believe Urban Dictionary can survive as a medium for the English language on its current course. In fact, previously well placed entries may also be ignored, rendering the web site's entire existence meaningless.
by EncyclopediaBrown December 29, 2011