Amish Jew

Never heard of an Amish Jew before? It's because they don't exist. Roundabout way for passive people to type I miss you!

Passive: Amish Jew!
Aggressive: Wtf I'm not an Amish Jew
Passive: Nvm

by amish jew June 22, 2013

fat amish doinks

Super fat, well-rolled blunts

Hey man, let's go out back and smoke some fat amish doinks.

by Chrasey Reeves September 6, 2017

Amish

A group of religious people who think that shiny things or clothes that are any color other than black and white will get you a one way ticket to hell. They believe that drawing attention to themselves is a sin, yet their very existence causes people to stare at them. Some can have tractors but they can't have rubber tires on them, because God hates tires. Their women have no idea what a razor blade or a tampon is. Electricity is evil.

I saw this Amish chick in the grocery store the other day. She had more hair on her legs than a mountain gorilla and smelled like a beached carp.

by shartner January 27, 2013

Amish marmalade

smegma (male or female, doesn't matter)

I haven't taken a shower for a week, so I got some Amish marmalade happenin' down there.

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

amish jihad

An idea or action that proves to be nothing more than a colossal waste of time. Often destined for failure merely by the mere absurdity of it in the first place.

Tiffany spent hours trying to get a reservation at one of the trendy new restaurants in the city, but none of us could get together that night anyway. What an amish jihad!

by west122 September 19, 2013

amit

Short slang for "I am it"; being the "one"; one who is supernatural, possess a "sixth sense"; able to read people; Center of attention

Ex 1: My boyfriend is amit, he feels me.

Ex 2: She believes in the amit.

by 2in2u August 23, 2006

Amitha Zen

A girl who can be the best person in life and remains unique, loves and cherish every little things around and spreads positivity. She attracts guys but gets attracted to only "that special one". She can be the best friend ,and every other relation material. People who loose her might tend to search her because her character might make you realize things later. She can love to core and hold her people safe under her arms

"I wish I get a girl like Amitha Zen"

by lovelyboyMi August 19, 2022