no hand abraham

no hand a'brah'ham (n).

1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.

2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.

1.) I began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.

2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.

by strathosphere November 22, 2010

Abraham

Abraham is the greatest man to have EVER lived. The greatest of all is the he still LIVES.

Abraham Lincoln, Joya, the hebrew

by yasabesquien February 26, 2011

Abracadabra

An exclaimation of joy, fear, or nervousness. As made popular by the Dave Chapelle movie "Half Baked"

"Abra Kadabra? All the Cool Kids say it. Abracadabra!"
"Yo Abracadabra B"

by nizzlenuk August 3, 2006

Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln created peanut butter and wanted to give credit for it to a black person so the southerners would accept the blacks as their equals. However, before the plan could be put into action, John Wilkes Booth, who "despised legume racial harmony", got wind of the plan and shot Lincoln. 31 years later, the plan was revived by President Grover Cleveland. Cleveland heard of a young black botanist, Carver, who had invented over 300 uses for peanuts, but amazingly, "mashing them up and eating them wasn't one of them". Cleveland constructed an ingenious plan to allow Carver to receive credit by leaving a jar of peanut butter to an unknowing Carver, who received the credit for the invention. There is thought to be a Jar of Truth that has prove that Carver did not invent peanut butter but the Illuminati are dedicated to finding it and destroying it to keep the world from going back into racism.

Abraham Lincoln invented peanut butter.

by defintionguy February 24, 2012

Abra Dickdabra

The act of pulling out ones penis, without proper forewarning.

On our first date, Jessica acted disinterested in sex until I pulled an Abra Dickdabra. Works like magic.

by The PR's March 1, 2011

Abraham

Someone very intelligent, mostly best at math. Very kind and compassionate person. Someone you can talk to when you are feeling down. Give out best advice.

You can always rely on Abraham

by Alexander mcalen March 18, 2019

roman abramovich

roman abramovich is a rich as fuck russian billionaire, who has nothing better to do with his money than to take a average team like chelsea and fuck up the whole of the english premiership.

Man Utd - i'll offer u 10m for that good player

roman abramovich - i'll give u 20m and give ur mum and dad a yatch, all your family a new house. A russian sex slave etc.etc.

by roca June 24, 2006