absatively

smae as absolutely when used in conjunction with posatively

absatively posalutely vs absalutely posatively

by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008

asap

After Sex Arousal Plan

Only 6 minutes? I need an ASAP, cuz i'm a fucking loser.

by Cody December 13, 2003

ASAP

1. As Scene As Possible
When someone tries to fit it in or look scene by over dressing or worrying about looking a certin way; and eventually going overboard by trying too hard and looking like a fool. Someone who goes ASAP stands out like a sore thumb at shows becausew they have no friends, stand alone, and are typically n00bs or posers.

pete: Did you See katie at the show last night?
Luke: Yeah she went ASAP and stood by herself allnight, what a poser hoe she needs to stick with the Aslee Simpson.
Pete: tru that. she tries so hard it hurts.

by Double_Down September 6, 2008

absar

a very stubborn donkey like human being, with long oily hair, and a bad case of IBS (irritable ball syndrome)

he is such a absar!

by James kaan August 22, 2010

absopos

to be certain, as in ABSOlutley POSitive

Are you sure he's going to be there?
I'm absopos.

by rock on January 27, 2003

asapolosophy

the study of as soon as possible.

Lica will asapolosophy come over tonight

by North man January 21, 2009

absath

The creator of CTRL+ALT+DEL comics and one of the few "internet celebrities" who's not an asshole. Highly talented but should make more comics about games rather than Ethan

The bastard makes CTRL+ALT+DEL for a living, lucky bastard

by Cynic January 18, 2005