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abraham lincoln

When having sex with a chick, knock her out. Then jizz on her face, around her mouth. shave off both her and your pubes, and stick them on her face. stick a top hat on her, put your head in her vagina and have her sit on your shoulders and walk around, because lincoln was so tall.
awww shit i didn't know abraham lincoln had tits!
by andrewdavizzle August 31, 2006
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Abhaya

Arabic for Bullshit! Additionally, it is also a person that aces health class and enjoys playing drive ahead. When excited he makes a squeaking sound. He also is a person that breaks people’s arm and gets away with it. Lastly, he loves sitting on people.
Abhaya! That was just luck. EEK!!! How did you win? Abhaya, Abhaya, Abhaya!!!!!
by Lolipop6969 February 4, 2020
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Dirty Abraham Lincoln

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but you make a whole beard with shit that looks similar to Abe Lincoln's.

Optional: Put a top hat on the girl and cum on the back of her head while screaming "Sic Semper Tyrannus"
Think about the assassination of Abe Lincoln but with shit for a beard and cum for the bullet

Baby, wanna come back to my place and ill give you a Dirty Abraham Lincoln
by Johnwilkssplooge October 30, 2010
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Abraham Lincoln

Dude #1: "Dude! My girlfriend cheated on me with Abraham Lincoln. "
Dude #2: "Ugh I hate it when girls fall for guys like that."
by Bigypsy September 7, 2016
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Abraham

Girl1: omg who is that?
Girl2: it's an Abraham, beware for he is too good in bed
by SlayDragon69 December 23, 2016
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abracadabra

A prototypical magic word. Like other popular magic words such as alakazam and hocus pocus, abracadabra may have its origins in religious language. In The Book of Words, Lawrence Kushner suggests that its possible etymology is from Aramaic avara kedvara, "I create as I speak." According to the first creation story in the book of Genesis, this is a power of God, e.g. "And God said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light."

for a variant, see Avada Kedavara
Theo the Clown pulled his funny pointed hat off of his head and showed that it was empty. Then, holding it upright in one hand, he wiggled the fingers of the other hand over it and shouted "Abracadabra!" He turned the hat over and a whole universe fell out. "Something from nothing," he said, "Defies the laws of physics. Pretty good, huh?"
by Rebus Canebus May 1, 2010
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Abraham Lincoln

(EH•brah•HAM•LINK•con)v.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.
dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.
by SAMMER OF THE GODS April 19, 2006
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