1 definition by Johnwilkssplooge

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but you make a whole beard with shit that looks similar to Abe Lincoln's.

Optional: Put a top hat on the girl and cum on the back of her head while screaming "Sic Semper Tyrannus"
Think about the assassination of Abe Lincoln but with shit for a beard and cum for the bullet

Baby, wanna come back to my place and ill give you a Dirty Abraham Lincoln
by Johnwilkssplooge October 30, 2010
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