nonce

a nonce is the uk slang for a pedophile

for example: my science teacher is a nonce

by elermenopee February 8, 2020

NONCE

A child ‘fiddler’

Aka a phedophile specifically towards childlins

STOP TOUCHING UP MY CHILD U NONCEY BOI

by Nioce boi July 12, 2018

Nonce

Someone who's an idiot.

Harry,you're such a fucking nonce!

by Cutiebae1011 December 28, 2019

Nonce

A nonce is commonly someone who looks at 10 year-old children. They will often fake their age and identity to get into places like schools just to wank off to children while in lessons.

They often are very fat with heavy kankle that they blame on their acid reflux. They will hide in bushes especially when it is foggy and watch children play.

When the time comes to strike they will take the small children and kiss them claiming that they love them and would like them to be their girlfriend.

They commonly communicate on apps like facebook but will sometimes write letters to each other just so that nobody can track them.

Kenzie: "Do you see that dude hiding in that bush?"
Charlie: "Yeah, it's got that kind of fog lingering around it when a nonce is spying on children"
Harvey: "Oh yes, I used to know a nonce personally. Poor Declan is in prison now as far as I am aware. Sad times"

by bigshamima March 6, 2019

Nonce

A common term used to describe the Welsh radio and television presenter Jason Mohammad. Often used in and around the Swansea area.

Jason Mohammad is a nonce.

by #Swans June 19, 2018

Nonce

A Nonce is a peadophile

For Example A man that watches 6 year olds is a Nonce

by Wagwan 0161 manny on the map August 26, 2017

Nonce

A word used instead of sex offender or kidy fiddler.

Mandem your brother is such a nonce.

by Doigy101 February 25, 2017