Joseph

A very good looking man who gets 5 girls each year.

i know a guy named joseph he is good looking and all my friends have dated him in 2 years

by anonymous August 2, 2022

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The one person you blame for everything even if he isn't there.
1.can be used for no reason when something happens.
2.can be used to blame someone else to get out if something.

Student 1:Did you understand anything the teacher said? I don't like the way he teaches.
Student 2:Starts singing the way then says no I didnt .
Student 3:yeah I didn't either.
Student 4: yeah I actually did.
Teacher:your homework is 1-10.
Student 1: says to student 2 hey foo what's number one?
Student 2: Üm it's ....
Teacher:Hey don't be copying do your own work.
Student 1: Throws a brick at the window and says uhhhh ohhh Nooooo oh come on JOSEPH!

by MoonlightKing May 7, 2016

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Joseph

Jesus father,The Original pimp,the dude who pimped out his wife to God so Jesus could be born or he himself started a ruhmor saying god knocked her up when he himself did it (plottwist)#thuglife

Hi my name is joseph, it is very nice to meet you.

by Jesus pops, the original pimp September 23, 2015

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Joseph is a name for faggots

kid 1: ayo bruh u know Joseph?

Kid 2:oh u mean that faggot?

by 🐐🐐🐐🐐🤮🤮🤮🖤🖤🖤 August 26, 2019

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Joseph is a super funny boy that will always make you smile and will always be there for you no matter what the circumstances any girl that will manage to get their hands on him will be the luckiest. He normally falls for a Diana and they will mostly be shorter than him and they will be the cutest funniest best couple ever. Normally they have the best sex Nd they have it often. Joseph is a smart boy that likes cars Nd driving fast.

Is that Joseph over there driving fast

Yep that’s him and he has his girl in the passenger seat

by Gods plan6789 May 16, 2018

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