To engage in sexual congress.
1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.
2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
by beigebloke November 21, 2012
A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.
Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.
by Gangly Don September 24, 2023
When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
by Sluggou812 November 05, 2022
by Geecks January 23, 2016
The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.
by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016
by John Anthony Moore March 10, 2008