mondo

the best butter you can get

person a: mm this butter is really good! where is it from?
person b: it’s mondo butter

by nagitokomaedaofficial August 5, 2021

Mondo 問答

Mondō / 問答
Japanese loan word from Zen Buddhist tradition roughly translated as "scripture-independent clarity, as taught by a profoundly illuminating teacher". Mondo also translates from Ido, Esperanto, and Italian as "world" or "planet".

Quotation from Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia:
"A mondō (問答, Chinese: wèndá) is a recorded collection of dialogues between a pupil and a rōshi (a Zen Buddhist teacher). Zen tradition values direct experience and communication over scriptures. (Some teachers go so far as to instruct their pupils to tear up their scriptures.) However, sometimes the mondō acts as a guide on the method of instruction."

Student: "Teacher, why is it that instantaneous travel is possible for short distances? Faster-than-light travel used to transmit information violates the laws of quantum physics."
Teacher: "Mondo 問答 ; Tachyons might be a fringe-theory for that idea."

by Domina Anna May 17, 2025

The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

Mondo

A platypus

I saw a mondo today.

by anonymous May 20, 2024