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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
mugGet the brad mondo would nevermug.

Mondo

A deer with extremely large antlers. Noticably bigger than basket racks and slightly larger than gangi's.
That buck is a real mondo, not like the gangi's all the other guys shot.
by NoGangis September 30, 2020
mugGet the Mondomug.

Mondo

That's one Mondo you landed
by Yourfriend121212 December 27, 2022
mugGet the Mondomug.

Mondo Mexicano

The words used to describe the enormous smelly shits you take after consuming questionable foodstuffs in the country of Mexico.
Holy hell billy flush next time will you?You left behind one Mondo Mexicano you left behind.
by PUBG December 28, 2017
mugGet the Mondo Mexicanomug.

Mondo

A very attractive woman or man.
Penelope Cruz is mondo.
by menepoopoo May 16, 2018
mugGet the Mondomug.

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