Hypothetical Couple

Two people, a couple, who like each other, and enjoy each other's company, but are not dating, or in any relationship beyond, friendship.

Maria has a crush on Andre, Andre has a crush on Maria, but Maria and Andre aren't dating. They are just a hypothetical couple.

by Gorillafaceoff November 9, 2011

quarantine couple

Two individuals who find themselves in a relationship simply because there is nothing better to do, specifically in the context of the global COVID-19 pandemic.

“OMG i really like you and it’s probably because i’m really fucking bored.... do you want to be a quarantine couple? “

by quaranqueen April 7, 2020

couch couple

Two people, generally in a romantic relationship, who regularly watch specific Twitch streams together.

Do you watch Paymoneywubby? Colin and I are a Sunday couch couple.

by KellyCrayon September 12, 2022

Ginger couple

One male and one female who are both redheaded, trying to preserve the natural beauty of the hair color.

Person 1: Did you hear about Bernice and Christian?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: They're two gingers getting married to create more gingers!
Person 2: Ohhh the ideal ginger couple!

by RedGinge December 3, 2014

Siamese Couple

A couple who somehow got conjoined in an awkward situation and decided to stay that way because they were deeply in love.

A couple who is madly in love with each other gets stuck together with some sort of substance (i.e. - sticky tack, glue, SUPER glue, etc.), who would be called a Siamese Couple.

by Nicdecdel March 25, 2010

Cafe Couple

A couple, or two dating homosapians, that are often seen at a coffee shop; wear scarves, peacoats, university jackets, and flannels.

Usually very attractive and considered cuter than any other couple.

Those two there, at the table, they are the cutest couple ive seen today.

Oh, I agree. They are obviously a cafe couple.

Cafe Couple?

Mhmm, only the best.

by Sirus The Fascinated February 4, 2009

coupl

Couple with unpronounced e to no end

To no end can it be assumed there is an e after coupl - hear, hear!

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009