Zander

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.

Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"

by Zander Lover January 16, 2023

Zander

ZANDER IS THE BIGGEST JULIE SUPPORTER CUZ JULIE IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN GOAT!!!!!!!!!

Did you see zander buy all of julies merch
hes so stingy

Wish someone was that supportive of me

by juliedagaot6969 September 19, 2022

Zander

The best football player

Person:omg you know Zander won!

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhhsister October 15, 2021

Zander

A persons who means, discrimination, ugly, small, no awareness of human life, has a big ego, thinks he cools, and puts everyone else down.

He thinks he so cools while everybody is actually trying to find a way to get rid of him

How do we get rid of Zander

by The Only Opinon January 31, 2020

zander the 1st

A human that uses cheat codes to come on top on kahoots. he is apparently the kahoot god in german but he just uses goog le translate.

Zander the 1st you cheater witcha screamed, stop being zander

by Zander the 1st November 22, 2023

Zander

A guy that will never fail to make you laugh.Gives off BDE(big dick energy)and will get you’re mom pregnant in minutes.He will take you’re younger brothers V-card and still leave everyone with a smile.Most of them like chicken nuggets and tight pussy.Also like sport and fucking teachers.Theyre favorite things to do are hanging with they’re homies and watching porn.

Can also be used as a verb by describing a horny person

Alot of people hate this name if its spelled with a “Z”

Jessica-Wow,Zander looks so strong.Do you know if he goes to the gym

Christina-No,he only plays sport and is verry sexualiy active

Rebecca-Wow,kyle asked me for nudes.Wth is wrong with him?

Chloe-I know right,hes such a Zander

by Johannes wicki’s cat November 22, 2021

Pulling a Zander

When someone named Zander takes the longer way to a destination "on purpose"

Look at him pulling a Zander.

by Sasquatch7307 June 29, 2024