Yoinked

Is the exact same as yeeted.

The lord yeeted and the lord yoinked away.

by BabiDaAlien December 19, 2018

yoinking

Slang term for male masterbation. Also means wacking off and jerking off.

He was horny, so he was yoinking all day until his penis was burned.

by Minecraft1238 January 24, 2019

Yoinks

To express a feeling of being disregarded by someone/something.

That he just got him, yoinks!!!!!!!!

by Nic Wooters March 10, 2017

Yoinked

To be jerked off hard by another dude

Man last night was crazy
I was so drunk Todd Yoinked me
I had no idea it was him till the next morning

by Vegetable124 February 22, 2023

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

Yoink

A adjective, verb, noun, measurement, plural, constant, pronoun

“Ima take a big yoink outa that sauce”
“Where is my super yoink”
“Ah yes yoink”

by The real Batman bru October 24, 2020