Your mom 

The person I'd love to fuck every night.

"I want to fuck your mom"
"I fucked your mom"
"I fucked shit out of your mom"

Your mom by xxxx_is_al1v3 January 3, 2022

Your Mom 

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.

I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her

Your Mom by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 15, 2022

your mom 

the hottest chick in the world and a great response to any question or comment... EVER

Guy 1: "That jell-o was fucking awesome"

Guy 2: "Your mom's fucking awesome"

your mom by NAAAAAAAME March 24, 2010

Your Mom 

Probably the most over-used, unintelligent and pathetic comeback phrase and/or insult ever imaginable in all of humankind.

Not only is the useage commonly meaningless and inaccurate, it's a piss-poor and half-assed attempt at trying to offend someone who is clearly clever and better at insulting you than you are at insulting them.

The term is also pretty annoying, petty and pitiful.

Ex:

Person #1: I see that you are overweight, unlikeable and have a horrid personality... Who taught you to be the way that you are, you skanky slut?
Person #2: Your MOM!
Person #1: I suppose that makes sense, since you've never met with my mother or have ever been acquainted with her. Whatever. You suck at making insults.
Person #2: Um... shit, I guess you're right.

Your Mom by Brandi8888 October 4, 2011

your mom 

a diss. some say its really lame and when people can't think of something better to say. this is true sometimes. however at other times "your mom" disses can be really funny.. if it's the right person delivering the diss.

Laura: u know ur house sucks, we should go to mine.. i have Jumanji on DVD.

Rebecca: ur house smells like hot diareha.. plus Jumanji sucks more than ur mom when she was pregnant with u.

your mom by deenie June 16, 2004

your mom 

words used when ever there is an awkward silence.. something to just say randomly and rarely makes sense..

kid 1: hey sup
kid 2: your mom
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kid3: hey my names bob nice to meet you!
kid 4: your mom
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silence
kid 5: YOUR MOM!

your mom by the REAL paige.. everyone else are fake.. haha okay. May 28, 2005

your mom 

what i did last night

"i did your mom last night"

your mom by anonymousguyorgirl February 24, 2009