Witchy Wool

Nasty frizzy hair, frequently filled with debris. Can be used to describe hair in various parts of the body. Also used to described a persons lack of hearing.

That chick 's witchy wool got all in my face, I think I caught bugs.

Or

Get the witchy wool out of your ears so you can hear me!

by Redtailcow November 25, 2016

chucking the wool

A euphemism for male masturbation

"Hey what's up man? "
"Nothing much, just chucking the wool. "
"Aw man, I didn't need to know that, dude. "

by TheKeyDifference April 13, 2020

Wool Wanker

A certain man who gets triggered by Jotas Playground

LPostCodela is a fucking wool wanker. The gimp lies about his height in his bio. What a wool wanker

by Urnanhasabunion July 16, 2022

Old wool

Gray pubes. Silver bush. Old pussy.

That chick is cute, but she's a little older. That's some old wool!

by Crazy hound July 17, 2016

wool smell

like sheep but less mobile

iballisticsquid: what does wool smell like
stampy: it's.. it's like sheep, but less mobile
iballisticsquid: wow that is the weirdest description of what wool smells like ever
stampy: how many descriptions have you heard
iballisticsquid: not many, stamps... if I look in the dictionary will that come up?

by adultminecraftfan September 27, 2023

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

coal wool

The new politically correct and progressive way of using the term "black sheep."

Nobody wants to be labeled as a coal wool, but at least racial insensitivity has been e-raced (Yes, that was intentional)!

by Arnie Grape April 11, 2022