Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 07, 2011

Wooly Hatter

A person with below average intelligence who lives in an area of severe urban deprivation, & is worse than a chav, & continually wears a wooly (or woven material) type hat in all types of weather & even indoors.

I wouldn't go to that area as it is full of Wooly Hatters

by Steinman June 25, 2007

aussie woolie jumper

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo.

The way that sheep jumps, you'd thing it's a Aussie Woolie Jumper.

by RamRamseRamseys January 26, 2018

wooly door

A door made out of sheep wool and or an entrance to a hairy buthole

Hey that girls has a wooly door

by j hookington June 01, 2014

Wooly poo

It’s just self explanatory really- that shit between being normal and being the runs, it’s wooly.

Mom I had a wooly poo

by Murryman June 10, 2020

Woolies

Woolworths, An Australian supermarket whose logo is a green pumpkin.

Mum went to Woolies and bought dinner

by Shreksaphone March 26, 2023

wooly

A wooly is crack cocain mixed with marijuana.....the effects are less lethal

Me and rob smoked a wooly....than we fucked his moms kitchen up

by your mom has a thong? December 18, 2020