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wonky cracker

a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate
"She is the most incompetent person I've ever worked with; she's such a wonky cracker!"
by Cristos April 26, 2006
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Wokey Pokey

Satire of the child age song to speak of the current situation in the US.
You put the right view in,
your view is stomped right out,
you put your right view in,
and they turn it inside out,
They do the Wokey Pokey as they lie without a doubt,
That's what it's all about - WAKE UP!
by renderwerks June 17, 2021
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willy-wonky

Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.
Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.

Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.

It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).
by Dyman Princess June 14, 2017
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Wonky

(adj) A term to describe the effects one feels after consuming the drug ketamine. The more ketamine consumed the more wonky the person becomes. There are different levels of wonky: from slightly wonky to wonked the fuck out.
"Wow that K was fire! I'm so wonky I don't even know who you are!"
by WonkyMcSkipper September 3, 2012
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wonked

A state of mind after experiencing that high in a club from the music.

A euphoric feeling.

Music is the drug of choice.
yeh im so wonked right now
by wonked January 27, 2011
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Kitty Wonkers

A term used when everything goes wrong, or you seriously fucked something up
"God dammit, everything's gone kitty wonkers"
by Reginold Daring July 17, 2009
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Wonker

Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.
by hodolee January 31, 2009
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