Woking

When a corporation pushes it woke agenda on its employees.

Hey team, less woking and more working please!

by Davin01 July 13, 2022

WOKE

WHEN YA SUDDENLY GO FROM IDIOT TO SCHOLAR IN MERE SECONDS.

"I was an idiot once, until I TOOKETH a pill and becometh wOke"

by RAlJlN February 28, 2019

wokeness

Being constantly offended.

As a result of Amy's wokeness, nobody wants to be around her any more.

by HedOfRed June 14, 2018

woke

The postmodern equivalent of "finding Jesus" where you're constantly jealous of how hard life is fucking other people in the ass, but not you.

"The fact that you didn't just assume Madison's gender just now, proves how totes woke you are! I'm so proud of you! In a gender non-binary way, of course...!"

by TheZooofRekt July 29, 2020

woke

Deluded or fake awareness.

Lebron acts woke about China, he just full of shiite.

by gmoochie October 15, 2019

woke

racist, classist, and ignorant; sleep

The oligarchs' fake news media went woke.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 26, 2023

woke

"Being completely deranged, hysterical and seeing racism/oppression in virtually everything."
--Paul Joseph Watson

Mathematics be racist. White milk, too. Get woke, yo!

by Wenn Pilliam May 4, 2017