the state of being wonderful terrific and fabulous all at the same time! you can feel this way or something else can also be wontabulous
by Jordan Anderson April 25, 2008
Get the wontabulous mug.Acronym for Worship Of The Almighty Dollar. the unspoken but everpresent state religion of America. Regardless of the faith you may claim to adhere to, chances are that in this country you're really at least a crypto-wotad.
Wotads make decisions based on monetary assessment: Career choices, wardrobe, diet, lifestyle, friends, relationships and social milieu are all determined using the WOTAD viewpoint.
The U.S. government, with an interest in indoctrinating all citizens into becoming self-indulgent, ignorant, consuming meatbags, inculcates all members with WOTAD metascripts from birth, which has given the government a free hand in determining commercial policy without the messy input of it's citizens and promotes the wealth of the corporate masters by extolling an overarching obsession with buying, buying and more buying.
Wotads make decisions based on monetary assessment: Career choices, wardrobe, diet, lifestyle, friends, relationships and social milieu are all determined using the WOTAD viewpoint.
The U.S. government, with an interest in indoctrinating all citizens into becoming self-indulgent, ignorant, consuming meatbags, inculcates all members with WOTAD metascripts from birth, which has given the government a free hand in determining commercial policy without the messy input of it's citizens and promotes the wealth of the corporate masters by extolling an overarching obsession with buying, buying and more buying.
Jerry used to be a practicing buddhist, but after his graduation from Wharton, became the most craven follower of wotad.
Donald donates his free time to helping destitute cat owners, unlike some of his wotad friends like Jerry.
Donald donates his free time to helping destitute cat owners, unlike some of his wotad friends like Jerry.
by graphicjer May 6, 2013
Get the Wotad mug.It's a girl who doesn't know what she's doing. She thinks shes funny but she's actually a pin in the butt. This girl is strange... I'M TELLING YOU STRANGE!!!
That wonta scares me...
by James burnott January 3, 2018
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The Wootability Website was originally created by Padgoi as a ratings scale for Gamefaqs users who posted often at the Current Events (CE) forum. As the ratings list continued to grow, the time it took to update the ratings increased substantially, thus Padgoi discontinued the ratings. It was then that the topic Archives came about. The Archives house classic topics from the CE board that users submit for approval. The Archives are still very much active and submissions are always being accepted.
The main focal point of the site is now the Forums, which continue to grow on a daily basis. With over 400+ members, the forums maintain a lenient standard of posting, with moderations kept at a minimum. Registered forum members enjoy added benefits, such as the ability to play Chess, access to the Wootwiki, Scribble Pad access, and specialized (and entertaining o_0) forums. Be sure to check them out and register!
The main focal point of the site is now the Forums, which continue to grow on a daily basis. With over 400+ members, the forums maintain a lenient standard of posting, with moderations kept at a minimum. Registered forum members enjoy added benefits, such as the ability to play Chess, access to the Wootwiki, Scribble Pad access, and specialized (and entertaining o_0) forums. Be sure to check them out and register!
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by Padgoi August 24, 2006
Get the wootability mug.-An individual who bares a larger frame than average.
-Tends to be gifted with either / or horizontal or vertical challenges.
-Due to a larger volume of present mass, gravity will affect a "wufta" in various ways.
---Body parts will hang / sag low
---Is not able to view own genitals without outside assistance
---An assistant may be requires and / or use a mirror to ensure proper contact is made while docking & refueling.
---Terms can / and / or will be added to the post-suffix
-Tends to be gifted with either / or horizontal or vertical challenges.
-Due to a larger volume of present mass, gravity will affect a "wufta" in various ways.
---Body parts will hang / sag low
---Is not able to view own genitals without outside assistance
---An assistant may be requires and / or use a mirror to ensure proper contact is made while docking & refueling.
---Terms can / and / or will be added to the post-suffix
by BooB00 November 13, 2009
Get the Wufta mug.When engaging in anal intercourse, the female flatulates into the males reproduction organ, and in the process, being excited about it (hence the "wootay, refering to the internet term of "w00t" used for excitement)
by Neloctopy Buttdecks September 10, 2006
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