Wadsworth Constant

The Wadsworth Constant states that the first 30% of any YouTube video can be skipped as it is irrelevant.

Go to YouTube - pick any video and skip to 30%. Rewatch the whole video and see if the bit you missed at the beginning adds anything. If not the Wadsworth Constant is in action.

by GFEDCBA4321 October 2, 2011

woodside high school

a public school located in the bay area full of kids from redwood city, east palo alto, emerald hills, portola valley, etc. the bathrooms are where everyone is posted up with pens and nic shit. the campus is pretty big but you can always seem to find someone being taken away on a golf cart driven by one of the security guards. also there is this dumb ass shit called SSR - sustained silent reading.

"does she smoke?"
"she goes to woodside high school, so yea."

by whoever666 January 8, 2019

Tiger Woods It

Verb:

To act in a manner contrary to a positive one has built up, whether amongst friends, professionals, colleagues, the media, social networks, etc,.

For example, Tiger Woods had built himself a reputation and image of a consummate professional who no one could find fault with. However, due to recent events, his good image was ruined in as stories surfaced that were contrary to his previously established image.

Man, Susan and Tom called off their engagement because he was hooking up with the office temp and she found out.

No WAY! He really Tiger Woods It didn't he?

by xChiTowNx March 15, 2010

Jordyn Woods

Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.

No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.

(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)

Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!

by Emmy_Lee.Lee February 26, 2019

A Tiger Woods

Getting caught cheating on your wife which results in her beating your ass with your own golf clubs while she chases you down the street in your escalade!

My Best Friend's husband just admitted to sexting some tramp in Ohio she was so pissed she gave him a Tiger Woods!

by Bunkobeauty December 3, 2009

looking up words on urban dictionary

Something you do when you're incredibly bored. Words usually consist of

A. Random shit.
B. Words that have meanings that relate to sex.
C. Your own name. Usually one of the definitions contain "large penis".

A person is looking up words on urban dictionary. The things he searches are...

A. fuck
B. one eyed trouser snake
C. mike

by massive pedophile January 27, 2018

lake of the woods

the literal best place on earth! whether you’re ski spotting your best friend or the one skiing, you’re having the time of your life. dancing in the mess hall, singing songs or happy birthday to you woo! on the benches, crocs, crazy counselors, making dances for decades night, and making long-lasting friendships. going to lwc is the best thing ever and leaving is the worst. #session3

lake of the woods is the best place on earth!! please publish this i have been trying it’s my overnight camp

by sydney arrandt February 5, 2019