winston

a jerk, uncaring asshole, who does not give a thought to how anyone else feels.

me & winston went to a restaurant and winston gets the number of a waitress and tries to say it was the guy the front but when we leave he stops and gets the number of the guy at the front.

by thegirlyoullneverget April 22, 2011

Winston

The term used to describe the male penis after just having had sex. Also the term carried until the male washes his penis after intercourse. Note: having sex with a different women on a "Winston" is a "Super Winston."

Dude, I totally have a winston right now. or: Dude, I just did her with a winston.

by mustang0341 June 22, 2011

Winston

A asshole who thinks he can get any girl he wants. He seems popular on social media but in real life ain't shit. Is a lame fuckboy named after a pack of cigarettes.

Friend 1:There goes a Winston he looks cool.
Friend 2: Girl stay 100 feet away he has too many problems.

by Teke James January 7, 2017

Winston-Salem

City in North Carolina with the best mall, Hanes Mall.

Girl-Lets go to Winston-Salem this weekend!

Second Girl- Yes im so ready to shop at hanes mall

by cute and sexi May 12, 2009

Winston

A ugly person.

Dinorockphin..

Winston is a dinorockphin.

by Sifan July 26, 2018

Winston

Pretty much the most disgusting cigarette known to man-kind.

"Don't smoke Winstons, they suck."

by radioactive pants November 23, 2009

Winston Churchill

When a Republican yuppie calls the local press to observe and report on a session of auto-erotic asphyxiation with a paisley tie -the subject of which speaks of "important, meaty things" while pleasuring himself. Known to occur in well-appointed mahogany-paneled law firm offices in major Midwestern U.S. cities.

Andy called up the Star Tribune to let them know he was going to call a meeting of the Winston Churchill Society.

by MaholyNagy July 24, 2010