Windows 

An OS that is good for a wide variety of uses, such as gaming, work, and casual internets browsing. While it is recommended you know what you're doing, it requires less expertise than, say, Linux. Also, it only crashes if you delete system files or get a nasty computer virus.

Guy 1: lulz Windows is teh suxxxors lulz Max is teh best adn so iz linux OmFGGG

Guy 2: ...yeah, you just keep deluding yourself, kid.

Windows by Trar August 3, 2009

Windows 

1.Linux' Bitch...Just kidding..he.he..he..You kidding me? Haven't you heard of the Blue Screen Of Death...maybe not. THE BEST OPERATING SYSTEM EVER...NOT...YES..NOT...YES>NOT...so YES
2. When fucking an exceptionally hot girl/guy, to shove your pole suddenly into them and taking it out fast, see the result hymen

1- "Winux/Lindows, best operating system over."
2- "I m gonna do a Windows on you, Bitch"

Windows by Proud to be Gay October 27, 2003

windows 

Refering to a woman's chest.

"Damn, girl's got some windows"

windows by Jgurl09 January 2, 2008

Windows 

We all use Windows, some Windows 2000 and some Windows XP.

When we use Windows XP it's always Windows XP Professional.

WINDOWS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER heARD!

I've got some funny Windows versions, eg Windows Memphis, Windows Whistler.

About Windows and funny Windows versions

Windows by Zammis "zammis" Clark June 14, 2004

Windows 

Can refer to:
- A buggy piece of software Microsoft market as an operating system.

- what you use to defenestrate someone

My friend installed windows on his pc and got a bsod

Windows by AProperWierdGuy July 11, 2019

windows 

Just another pane in the glass.

windows by Anonymous July 3, 2003

Windows 

Operating System that Most People who Post on websites like this insult, claiming it crashes every 10 secs, however I have used EVERY Windows O/S Since 3.1 (Ex. ME) and NONE have shown a BSoD more than once a Season. People also say it reboots often, I kept XP running for ages, until the damn Windows Update nagging you to reboot drives you insane. Never had to reboot Windows 2003 Server.

Btw, Linux is Good Too, But I have not found It to be More stable than Windows, perhaps becuase i look around and find out about what i am trying to do, before doing it and hoping it doesn't ruin my PC.

Person: Hmm... I wonder what happens if i delete shell32.dll?
... Damn its Locked
*Uses Unlocker to Unlock It*
..
*BSoD Appears*
Person: Windows Crashes All The Time, For No Reason!

Windows by Esai May 27, 2006