In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?

An anti-windows slogan indicating the possibilities of open source software.

Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*

by hsartoris95 January 18, 2010

windows

A piece of glass you can open when it gets too hot outside. Come on people

Open the window, it's hot as hell in here

by meg February 15, 2004

fucking windows

An emotion one feels which lies somewhere between smashing one's own computer hardware and smashing one's own head against the wall.

(Windows has stopped working due to an unexpected, unrecoverable, and unknown error)..."Fucking windows"

(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"

by b1nary.atr0phy February 3, 2012

windows 2000

Probably the only fast and stable OS Microsoft has ever made. Windows 2000 (aka: Win2k) is based on the NT 5.0 kernel and is the predecessor to Windows XP, it's obese cousin.

Win2k will run almost all software made for WinXP, but since M$ wants your money, they have begun to intentionally cripple software to only work under WinXP, eg; Windows Media Player 10.

Being both fast and stable, this was contrary to Microsoft's commitment to bloated and buggy software, so Windows XP was released to address the issues with Windows 2000.

by generic June 27, 2005

windows update

a method of legitimately abstaining from doing any form of productive work

Boss: Hows that report coming on?
Slacker: Just doing a quick windows update

by mister November 12, 2003

Windows Vista

Are you sure you want to read "Definition"?
Reading "Definition" may result in serious problems.
Okay Cancel

This disc robbertion bus written bye Microsoft's speach recycling program, abby veil on Windows Vista full-stop delete that backspace backspace select all delete that exit speech recognition
Source: Rititititchie, New Britland

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 7, 2007

windoze

an insult of Microsoft windows.

"Microsoft windoze NT 4.0"
" windoze sucks"

by bob dexter August 18, 2016