Bush Whacker

During sex, a man takes a break and rubs his penis vigorously against the woman's un-shaved pubic hairs, causing him to have a burn on his dick.

Damn, I was about to cum but i took a break and had a Bush Whacker. Now my dick hurts like HELL!

by nastynaay January 6, 2012

turkey whacker

A turkey whacker is more expressive term of endearment for a dumbass or tool. Please note, that a turkey whacker (though similar in name) is not the same as a turkey slap.

"Andy, your suck a turkey whacker man." Yeah man your a complete dumbass.

by Pokeweed September 25, 2006

bass whacker

(pronounced as bass like the fish) one who plays a string bass, particularly in a jass group.

"Victor Wooten is one crazy bass whacker."

by crazy steve October 11, 2006

tally whacker

Your penis

Don't you just hate it when the space between your tally whacker and your gobblers get chafed

by bobdabuilder69 April 26, 2015

Fanny-Whacker

Fanny Whacker refers to one's parents. If you grew up before spanking your children was band. Your parents were called fanny whackers

Hey Mark quit doing that, here comes the fanny-whackers!

by fanny whacked February 3, 2010

Witchita Whacker

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose and repeatedly whacks her in the back of the head forcing semen to come out of her mouth.

Yo, i gave that girl a mean Witchita Whacker last night.

by Sloan Ketterin June 2, 2011

spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 April 26, 2016