weird

A way of acting that would not be looked upon as normal by outsiders.

Jenna and Rosie are weird. Very weird. Very very weird. woohoo.

by Jenna and Rosie are weird. December 31, 2008

weird energy

When someone or something is doing something super sketch and weird actions.

“Yo Did you know I ate dog food the other day.”

“What the heck, you’re on some weird energy right now.”

by Notcaitlyn March 26, 2019

Big Fucking Weird-Looking Walrus Fuck

Basically just a fucking killer insult from Trailer Park Boys.

Ricky: Fuck off Phil you Big fucking weird-looking walrus fuck.

by Truckerboy1993 May 30, 2018

The Weird Porn Game

An online game in which two or more competitors search the net for strange pornography. The competitor who finds the most obscure pornography is declared the winner.
Competitors must use seperate computers and communicate the results through some form of online communication, such as MSN Messenger. URLs must be provided as evidence of the weird porn and all competitors must agree that they are unable to find stranger porn than that which has been put forward. If all competitors agree, a winner is declared and the game ends.

Person A: 'That's got to have won it, i've found horse porn.'
Person B: 'No way, ive just found an albino transvestite being shagged in the ass by a rottweiller. I FUCKING WIN!'
Person A: 'Damn. I suck at The Weird Porn Game'.

by J Riley July 18, 2008

Weird Puzzle Shit

Originally derived from Problem Sleuth on MSPA, this noun describes puzzles of any kind or persuasion. Often muttered out of frustration, as any weird puzzle shit is long, and difficult.

1. "I can't talk now, toots. I'm busy with all this weird puzzle shit."

2. You are beginning to get tired of this weird puzzle shit.

by RAEG ROOTS June 14, 2009

Weirdo Beardo

Any bearded/stubble having individual who is unkempt, haggard, or hygienically impaired and lacks social graces and/or public awareness.

Old man at the grocery today was scratching oranges and talking out loud. Total weirdo beardo.

by kidagora November 18, 2011

Weird Uncle

That creepy bastard who never got married and scares the shit out of other family members. He usually has a unibrow, 1970s style big glasses, a toupee, and is really short. Often seduces young children and makes movies of the experience in his basement. Also known as the black Sheep in some cases

When I was but a wee lad, my Weird Uncle Andre took me to a baseball game. Then he took me home and made a video of me naked with a monkey in his basement. I rather enjoyed it then, but now I'm as scared as hell of that sick bastard...well, at least I was before he got sent to prison and gangbanged.

by Jim E. Junk May 12, 2006