fuck weed

A person who is being unreasonable and bull headed. Acting like a cocky bastard/bitch.

"Billy was a fuck weed the other day, shoulda left him at home, sheesh!"

by Katie84 February 22, 2009

and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"

by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010

Weed Wacking

When one masturbates after smoking weed.

"I called you five times, where have you been, man?"

"Sorry man, I got pretty baked and was weed wacking for half an hour."

by Camel45 December 15, 2012

dabs weed

an oil version of weed

Man, she dabs weed that's like 10 times stronger than smoking it.

by random0kitty321 August 24, 2016

ditch weed

bad marijuana: wild marijuana that grew 'in a ditch by the side of the road'.

Shit, ain't no point in sending Jimmy out to buy us no good weed. He'll just bring hom a $50 bag of ditch weed again, just like last time.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

weed butt

What you get after consuming a marijuana edible and all your farts smell of weed.

Sam: "I smell weed.. Did someone just smoke?"
Frodo: "Nah man, Merry just has a really bad case of weed butt."

by gandgastman October 16, 2013

angry weed

the name for an unknown type of weed that is infamous for it's anger qualities. While on this weed, you won't feel high, but you'll sure as hell act it. Then you'll begin to think of something pleasant and instantaneously it will be replaced with feelings of hatred, murder and fighting.

It is usually sold in Citrus Heights, which could be the reason 78% of the population wants to beat up a friend of theirs.

J: Has the weed kicked in for you yet?
V: No
S: No
B: No, but I feel angry as fuck.
V: Me too
S: Me too
B: God, I hate angry weed.

by Brittney Sade October 3, 2008