watermelon fucker

One who sticks a watermelon in the microwave to warm it up the take it out then drill a hole in it then fucks it

Will was a watermelon fucker

by Maximimus June 6, 2017

watermelon goblin

A name to describe someone who chows down on watermelon at alarming rates.

It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.

Person 1: You should invite X to your party
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!

by JewishGrandpa July 19, 2019

watermelon reveal

when you send a tiddie pic

“ay yo shawty lemme get a watermelon reveal”

by twitch.tv/touukk March 13, 2021

greased watermelon

Made famous by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, it's when you grease a watermelon and throw it into the pool.

Greased watermelon was thought to be impossible to win, but someone didn't grease it enough and I won. Pride raged through me.

by chardeemacdennis August 14, 2012

That's so watermelon

A sentence used by the Kardasim in SimgmProduction
Means something is cool
It's only funny when you use it with friends, using it on stranger won't make u feel so eDgY and DifFereNT

Girl 1: Hey look at this new movie in the cinema, the casts look so awesome
Girl 2: Really? That's so watermelon
Girl 1:*turn into a half wolf half princess half fox half fairy and flies to the cinema*

by Monty'scokholder January 15, 2022

watermelon sugar

Grammy winning hit summer pop sonng by the talented pop singer Harry Edward Styles.

dude 1: hey whats watermelon sugar even about?

dude 2: uhhhhh fruit..??

dude 1: its about sex innit

dude 2: yeAHHhhh......

by oat milk March 18, 2021

watermelon sugar

a 90s porno

“wow watermelon sugar music video is a 90s porno”

by BloodyLegend.517 May 19, 2020