wawoni

(adj) simutaneously intriguing and repulsive.
(adv) in a manner that is both captivating and abhorrent.

etymology: 2003, portmanteau word. "Winona Ryder + Bologne." Author entertaining idea of watching her lover eat bologne out of Winona Ryder's navel.

1. Hey dude, have you seen that one porn site where girls do it with the German Shepards?

Yeah, man, that site's wawoni.

2. Lisa felt wawoni after watching the STD education video.

by JD Carmona November 18, 2006

spakky wagon

Usually a "tall car" or otherwise compact multi seat passenger vehicle with a high tailgate which takes up lots of room and prevents the drivers behind from getting a clear view of the traffic conditions ahead.

Often used by retarded drivers - uaually scared of driving - to intimidate other road users.

Originated from Space Wagon -> Spac-e -> Spakky.

Also a large vehicle which is intended for transporting dis-advantaged citizens but is instead being used for transporting one kid to school and blocking up all the narrow roads on the way.

"Quick, before the spakky wagon pulls out"
"Oh no, I'm stuck behind another spakky wagon"
"I can't overtake - I can't see past that ugly Spakky Wagon"
"The driver infront is weaving around like a t*t - like a true spak"
"Cars give way to bikes, lorries give way to cars and nobody gives way to spakky wagons"
"Come on, spakky wagon, the light's GREEN!!"
"They're taking their kid to school these days - guess it's time to get a spakky wagon"
"Don't park next to that spak - they may ding the car doors when they fling theirs open!"

by Alan Wagon September 14, 2006

Muff-Wagon

A car or other form of transport which is being used by one or more attractive women.

As used in the popular British TV Show "The Inbetweeners".

*A car with four attractive women drives past*
Man1: Woah mate look at them!
Man2: Nice! That is one of the best Muff-Wagons I have EVER seen!

by Wye Knott October 2, 2010

nut wagon

A woman who's vagina is full of cum from having sex with several guys. Therefore referred to as a "nut wagon". Alternate form of cum dumpster.

She's a nut wagon!

by jmh62582 January 2, 2013

Douche Wagon

Douche Wagon- Commonly used to describe a person who has taken their douchebag triats too far and a more powerful description is needed

Hey dude why is he in a stroller at the party...

He's doing it for attention...he's a total douche wagon.

by Fa Heat May 3, 2010

milf wagon

A class of vehicles driven by milfs to navigate between home, school, the mall, wal-mart, and soccer practice. Most milf wagons will bear one or more window stickers advertising a child's status in a soccer club, pom squad, gymnastics, or other organization.

Popular milf wagons include the Chevy Suburban, Chevy Tahoe, Range Rover, GMC Yukon, Toyota Land Cruiser, Toyota Seqouia, and the Lincoln Navigator.

"My favorite milf wagon is the OnStar-equipped Chevy Tahoe with side window weather deflectors. This vehicle is equipped with stain-resistant fabric, so stains left by drinks, muddy shoes, and wet milf snatch wipe right off!"

by David the Pimp January 10, 2008

Roscoe Watson

In one word...gangster. You have never seen, heard, or witnessed anyone as hardcore as Roscoe Watson. He has been shot 13 times, stabbed 7 times, and he was even hit by an undercover cop driving a Nissan Maxima. This cat will never be killed. He is too gangster even for most so called "thugs" today. People in federal prison will not even bring up his name. Roscoe Watson is a man among men. He is what the TV show Gangland is too scared to do a show about. He is one bad motha f****

Yo, what happened over at the south side projects last night? Roscoe Watson is what happened. Oh, that explains everything.

by Fuzzy Cuzzy August 17, 2010