Dongle Wander

Noun; phrase. The progression of free-ballin it. A condition in which the dongle migrates far out of the scheduled or preferred area due to improper containment. Often leads to severe dick lash or other complications.

"I have to wear boxers from now on because of all the dongle wander."
"Nah man, I've gotta fix this dongle wander."

by MASPONIE November 18, 2011

Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome

The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.

She's pretty hot but she's got Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome.

by chammy the Mexican shammy July 15, 2014

In-game wanderer

One who plays any type of video game, though mostly adventure games, with the only intention being exploring the worlds and taking in all the fake scenery, often while ignoring the in-game objectives or not taking them seriously. Usually a sure sign of boredom or at least a lack of interest in other nearby game choices.

When waiting for pizza, Alex always pops in a Zelda game and becomes an in-game wanderer.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 28, 2012

The Online Wandering Jew

A person who gets banned from forums a lot and is never accepted in online communities and thus hops from one community to another looking to be accepted like historically when Jews were expelled from various countries due to anti Semitism thus migrating from one country to the next looking for acceptance.

After being banned from the twentieth forum, Giovanni the online wandering Jew started his own forum due to not being accepted on other forums.

by fartso55 April 14, 2017

Bag Wandering

Verb- The time while eating out of a bag (chips,pretzels,etc) when one wanders aimlessly around the bag with their hands to find the biggest/best item.

E-man - Dude, u better not be bag wandering with that hand u just scratched ur nuts with.
Dee - aight my bad

by I Just itched my nuts May 31, 2007

Wanderlust

A strong desire to travel from person to person.

Omg Rachel definitely has Wanderlust, she be hopping from dude to dude.

by cw200 August 17, 2021

Wanderlust_721

Some dumb fuck that puts song lyrics as definitions for random number sequences.

Friend:"I just looked up 1.1.1.1 on urbandictionary and some guy called Wanderlust_721 spammed lyrics"
Me:"Yeah, he just does that for.. unkown reasons"
Friend:"Sounds like an SCP"

by Thetntteam May 17, 2023