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Waldo

Waldo: A person who is in multiple group photos with no real reason for being there, this person needs to feel important or "cool" so they will find any way to b in front of the camera.
Also see waldoing and dickbagging
Guy1;Dude who's this guy in the picture

Guy2;That's Bryce he's a total Waldo

Guy1;What a dickbag
by C.mf.w.b January 19, 2014
mugGet the Waldomug.

Waldo

A mysterious man who hides all the time and doesn't know English and Maths.
"Hahahaha this man can't count! What a Waldo!"
by KillerNinja0718 July 17, 2020
mugGet the Waldomug.

Waldo

The most handsome, loving, kind and compassionate man. One that is hard to locate and keep to yourself. Investing the time it takes to find a Waldo is time consuming to say the least but most defiently worth it. To have a waldo is to have everything you have ever looked for. This is why he has been so hard to find.
P1: Where's waldo???
P2: Has anyone seen waldo? That guy has everything.
by Kalesee May 25, 2017
mugGet the Waldomug.

Waldo

A Waldo is a sex offender, also is a child predator, and lastly is a pedophile
He's a Waldo
by Realest_Goon_IX February 20, 2017
mugGet the Waldomug.

Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater
“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes
by TheTeam315 March 15, 2023
mugGet the Minty Where’s Waldomug.

waldo

THE UNFINDABLE.
NO-ONE HAS BEEN ABLE TO FIND HIM SINCE 1987.
WHERES WALDO? NOONE KNOWS. HERES A QUESTION
HOWS WALDO?
WHERES... WALDO?
guy 1: yo wheres waldo?

guy 2: idk hes missing since 1987
by ur legal step-father May 21, 2024
mugGet the waldomug.

Where is Waldo

When you take a random object and hide it in or on your body then ask Where is Waldo?
Rich grabbed a random knickknack and shoved it up his ass then went to his wife and asked Where is Waldo
by Cdpslayer November 28, 2022
mugGet the Where is Waldomug.

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