waldo

where the fuck is he

where's waldo

by Kian the Moron July 27, 2023

Waldo

A mysterious man who hides all the time and doesn't know English and Maths.

"Hahahaha this man can't count! What a Waldo!"

by KillerNinja0718 July 18, 2020

Waldo

The most handsome, loving, kind and compassionate man. One that is hard to locate and keep to yourself. Investing the time it takes to find a Waldo is time consuming to say the least but most defiently worth it. To have a waldo is to have everything you have ever looked for. This is why he has been so hard to find.

P1: Where's waldo???
P2: Has anyone seen waldo? That guy has everything.

by Kalesee May 25, 2017

Waldo

Sorry we can't find waldo

Waldo not found

by Cherry sparkles July 15, 2022

Waldo

A Waldo is a sex offender, also is a child predator, and lastly is a pedophile

He's a Waldo

by Realest_Goon_IX February 21, 2017

Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater

“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”

by TheTeam315 March 16, 2023

no waldo

Whenever you are making questionable decisions, but you are not trying to hide it, so your homies shouldn't worry.

Sometimes it's healthy to drink alone, no waldo.

by jomiye September 22, 2018