Waldo

A Waldo is a sex offender, also is a child predator, and lastly is a pedophile

He's a Waldo

by Realest_Goon_IX February 20, 2017

Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater

“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”

by TheTeam315 March 15, 2023

Waldo wigglestick

The act of putting your penis in the glory hole behind the loves truck stop in Waldo, Fl.

I went down to loves and did the ole Waldo wigglestick last night and got arrested by an undercover cop. Not sure why he blew me first but here we are.

by Armydog81 December 14, 2023

Waldo

A person who never shows up to practice and always gets roasted and is easily depressed And has terrible Grammer

Hey do you see that gay kid Waldo

by The legendary cool guy April 11, 2016

waldo weko

Leaves 4

Waldo weko leaves 4!
Doooone.

by Bribkn June 15, 2018

Where is Waldo

When you take a random object and hide it in or on your body then ask Where is Waldo?

Rich grabbed a random knickknack and shoved it up his ass then went to his wife and asked Where is Waldo

by Cdpslayer November 28, 2022

Waldo

Waldo: A person who is in multiple group photos with no real reason for being there, this person needs to feel important or "cool" so they will find any way to b in front of the camera.
Also see waldoing and dickbagging

Guy1;Dude who's this guy in the picture

Guy2;That's Bryce he's a total Waldo

Guy1;What a dickbag

by C.mf.w.b January 19, 2014