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Wal-Mart

A store started by Sam Walton, which sells everything you need at very low prices. Come on, Wal-Mart dissers, you know you shop there too. Who wouldn't?
Wal-Mart has everything at low prices.
by Chase April 3, 2005
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Wal-mart

1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.

2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.

3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!

2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!

3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
by JC February 17, 2004
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Wal-marting

A.- The act of entering wal-mart in a strange costume and performing a simple dance.

B.- Going to wal-mart and fucking shit up
Ted: Hey dude we're about to go fuck shit up at wal-mart, wanna come?
Roger: You mean wal-marting?
Ted: Sure whatever.
Rodger: HELL YEAH!!!

Rian: What's that strange costume for?
Joe: Wal-marting, what else dumbasss.
Rian: Just asking...
by ThaGoldenRod June 23, 2012
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Wal-Mart

A phrase used to describe something cheap that doesn't work well or sometimes doen't work at all...The phrase Wal-Mart can also be linked to poser...
Person 1- Doesn't he play guitar?
Person 2- He has a Wal-Mart guitar...
Person 3-What a poser...

OR

Person 1- Do you like that skateboard?
Person 2- you mean that Wal-Mart..Psht, no
by Roldan Bocanegra October 13, 2007
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Wal-Mart

The Wheatstraw Arfican-Latino Music and Recreation Thanatolagarium.
1: I'm pretty sure the Wheatstraw Arfican-Latino Music and Recreation Thanatolagarium will have a Jackie Robinson book on clearance somewhere. Let's go read it and leave it.
2: Fuck the Chinese, are you taking me to Wal-Mart? I'm so excited I think I shit myself!
1:Good, you'll fit right in.
by The Easter Nigga January 21, 2014
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Wal-mart

A one-stop shop; Heaven on earth.
I went in the Wal-mart for Milk, but I came out with everything but the cow.
by I <3 Walmart February 25, 2007
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Wal-mart

My man loves to spoil me. He took me on a shopping spree at Wal-Mart then after that we had dinner at Mcdonalds. How romantic!
by Teri August 20, 2003
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