whooper

A very massive stiff pimple, usually red in color, but not not a white head.

Ha, that nerd has whoopers all over his face but can't pop them because there is no pus!

by Shawty Wang June 1, 2005

whooped

to be up on someone's balls.

"So, dude, do you like anyone?"

"Yeah, man. I'm whooped on Alex."

by juan villicana July 25, 2007

German Whoopie Cushion

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.

Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!

by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 30, 2011

Whooped

(n.) Chance Downs

Stop being whooped by your girlfriend and come to Cafe Mozart with us tonight to get hammered.

by CCHI February 13, 2009

Pussy Whooped

A male being phisically abused by his girlfriend. Derived from pussy whipped, but taken a step further.

Man, Jack is completely pussy whooped.

by Kareem Sadat July 24, 2008

whooptee whoo

who the fuck cares

pam:hey girl i have a new boy friend
gina:whooptee whoo
pam:wuss wrong
gina:nada bitch

by ~diamond~ January 9, 2004

Whoopie Spot

A noisy hall where there’s a nightly brawl

🎶Head to my Whoopie Spot🎶

by Cheese Whizzzz August 10, 2019