viking metal

Ok, DO NOT listen to the retard above me, Viking Metal is not suicide music, it's not even close to that stuff, why would they name something like that "VIKING" metal?? Idiot

Viking Metal is good stuff, you guys should check out some Amon Amarth, viking metal is worth a listen
Guy 1- Hey dude checked out some viking metal yet?
Guy 2- Yep, it owns
by The Clown November 16, 2005
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Jahre Viking

The biggest moving object ever created by human hands. Period.

She was built in 1979 as Seawise Giant, was later renamed Happy Giant, and then Jahre Viking. Very recently (2004) she has been renamed again, and is now called Knock Nevis.
This is the news. Today the supertanker Jahre Viking collided head on with the USS Nimitz. The Nimitz was obliterated, while the Jahre Viking suffered minor damage.
by Dirge September 26, 2004
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Viking Helmet

A piercing through the penis head consisting of a half ring with pointed ends, thus resembling the helmet of an (operatic) Viking.
Guy A: "Dude, check out my Viking Helmet"

Guy B: "What? Aww man, I didn't wanna see your junk...but that is pretty awesome."
by s7ryph November 22, 2010
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dirty viking

similiar to the donkey punch. right when you are about to bust your nut, scream "death to the infidels" and hit her in the back of the head with your fist in the shape of a hammer, thus making her clench up tight
the bitch was tore the fuck up so i gave her the dirty viking and it suddenly got really tight
by rand vialpando January 09, 2008
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Viking Raid

Unprotected consensual sexual intercourse of the intense animalistic kind
Guy: I’m Viking raiding your womb tonight Girl: Hit me with Thor’s hammer
by Steakinyourface December 14, 2019
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Viking Wine

A "cocktail" made up of roughly 1 part Grape Crush Soda and 1 part vodka or rum. It tastes deliciously strong and warms your cockles with saccarification.
That Viking Wine got me gorram drunk as fuck.
by Drunkman420 December 16, 2017
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Viking Rule

When an American is in a foreign county and sees a gorgeous woman, it's legal for him to pick her up and take her home.
by WCDD March 14, 2013
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