A vegetarian or vegan who pushes his/her beliefs onto others whether or not their opinion is asked. This person is usually a self-righteous, self-taught know-it-all and will make you feel uncomfortable eating around them, as they will disect your eating habits and judge you as a person based on what you eat.
"Hey, Tiffany, do you want to go get some lunch?"
"Um, no...I couldn't sit there and watch you eat something that was once alive while I eat my righteous salad. What's wrong with you? Don't you have a heart?"
"Well...I thought I did, but you pretty much just made me feel like a serial killer..."
"Good, that's what you are, eating poor animals."
"Oh YEAH? Well you're a vegebitch! Keep your opinions to yourself, I'm going to McDees."
"Um, no...I couldn't sit there and watch you eat something that was once alive while I eat my righteous salad. What's wrong with you? Don't you have a heart?"
"Well...I thought I did, but you pretty much just made me feel like a serial killer..."
"Good, that's what you are, eating poor animals."
"Oh YEAH? Well you're a vegebitch! Keep your opinions to yourself, I'm going to McDees."
by Jessica Cox May 6, 2008
Get the vegebitch mug.Vegemitis is a disease that is characterized by plants growing out from toes, usually the big toe. It is especially widespread in the tropics. Known plants that have afflicted unfortunate sufferers include: Gerberas, rambutan, durian and lallang.
Exposure to tiny seeds that lay waiting as unsuspecting victims walk around without footwear. The seed gets embedded under the toe nail, and with water and sunlight, will germinate from the infected foot.
Cause of this mysterious ailment is still unknown due to lack of research funding in the South East Asian region, where it is most prevalent. The disease has been known to lay dormant in some cases and when least suspected, the sufferer wakes up with a sapling on his foot. Scientists has analyzed that the fruit that has been grown from Vegemitis victims has the same nutritional value as those that germinated from the ground.
Prevention: Field reports has shown that plastic or tinted ziploc bags wrapped around the foot that helps deprive the infected foot of water and sunlight, may result in slower growth of the plant.
Exposure to tiny seeds that lay waiting as unsuspecting victims walk around without footwear. The seed gets embedded under the toe nail, and with water and sunlight, will germinate from the infected foot.
Cause of this mysterious ailment is still unknown due to lack of research funding in the South East Asian region, where it is most prevalent. The disease has been known to lay dormant in some cases and when least suspected, the sufferer wakes up with a sapling on his foot. Scientists has analyzed that the fruit that has been grown from Vegemitis victims has the same nutritional value as those that germinated from the ground.
Prevention: Field reports has shown that plastic or tinted ziploc bags wrapped around the foot that helps deprive the infected foot of water and sunlight, may result in slower growth of the plant.
Why is Andre wearing a plastic bag on his right foot while showing off his Ninjado skills?
I don't know why he is showing off his Ninjado skills, but he wears a plastic bag, because he is showing symptoms of the dreaded Vegemitis.
I don't know why he is showing off his Ninjado skills, but he wears a plastic bag, because he is showing symptoms of the dreaded Vegemitis.
by introvertedtrader July 23, 2012
Get the Vegemitis mug.Anything that is the amount of 9000 or below. Anything over 9000 is beyond Vegeta's comprehension, which results in the crushing of scouters in hands, due to Vegeta not being able to count over the number 9000.
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Person B: "Are they beyond Vegeta's Comprehension?"
Person A: "No, it was just 3273 of 'em."
Person B: "Are they beyond Vegeta's Comprehension?"
Person A: "No, it was just 3273 of 'em."
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