vance

one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He has a great sense of fashion and can easily pop a wheelie. He has the most dangerously adorable smile ever, it's very contagious. Watch out for the laugh that might make you fall head-over-heels for him! Don't confuse him with Lance, they are two completely different people. He won't get upset at you if you do mix them up, because he's a very nice person. Stay close with Vance and don't break his heart. They are sketchy but in way that makes u wanna join.

look at his mysterious eyes he must be a Vance

by bbyaddy February 19, 2021

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To make sweet sweet love to a couch

"It's been a long day. I'm going to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."

by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024

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To make sweet sweet love to a couch

"I had such a rough week. I'm ready to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."

by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024

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Noun. A severe penile abrasion, esp. one gained during unprotected sexual intercourse with a couch.

Man, I got such a bad vance the other night that my doctor told me I had to lay off the love seat for a whole week.

by Apsis July 26, 2024

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Verb: 1. To hump a couch or other piece of upholstered furniture.

2. To actively seek out and search for bestiality pornography.

Noun: 3. A drastic contradictory change in a publicly expressed opinion concerning an important matter.

Adjective: (Vancey) 4. Weird.

1. He Vanced his mother’s couch; gave new meaning to the word “loveseat”.

2. He Vanced the Internet looking for woman-dolphin porn videos.

3. He said Trump was Hitler; then he pulled a Vance and said Trump was the greatest.

4. The fact you took pictures of yourself in a wig and makeup, but then say you dislike drag queens is very Vancey.

by Apocalypse69 August 12, 2024

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