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vancing her

Where you finger a girl underneath a blanket in a room full of people
I was at this party with this girl and was vancing her.
by Qdits November 29, 2018
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Vance

Vance is a really good guy he is athletic smart kind and knows how to put a smile on every single face he meets. you should keep Vance in life and you will go along way he’s loyal and won’t be a dick. If you wanna relationship with a Vance it’s the best relationship we will ever be in a little tip they love the cute summer couple vibes watching the stars watching the sunset watching the sunrise going for a late night drives and all that kind of stuff.
“Vance”

What’s up

“Your super sweet funny and athletic I don’t ever want to lose you”

“Awwww thanks”
by Coolkid0825 June 10, 2021
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Dirty Vance

A Dirty Vance is a sex move where the dude rides behind his special lady friend on a tandem bicycle and puts his hand on her seat so his thumb goes up her ass.
I think my boyfriend is going to pull a Dirty Vance on our ride today.
by WMH_7777 October 15, 2025
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Vance

To have sexual relations with an inanimate object in a very precise, meticulous manner.
Phil don't need no girlfriend. He vances his roomba Friday nights. He only needs a blanket, a couple sandwich bags and a charged up roomba and and he's good for the weekend.

Motherf*cker vanced my vacuum cleaner last weekend and now the floor sweeper's all f*cked up.
by Corvid14 July 25, 2024
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vanced

An ADVANCED version of mobile YouTube, but without the AD. Get it? Built-in Adblock & Sponsorblock, more customization, picture-in-picture/background play, and DISLIKE COUNTS! It's like YouTube Premium, but better and free, and makes YouTube usable! But then Google fucked it up by sending a C&D to them, so Devs had to discontinue this mod. RIP Vanced, it was fun while it lasted.
Person 1: Been paying for YouTube Premium for a year now
Person 2: Just get YouTube Vanced, it's better
Person 3: Well fuck CorpTube cause Vanced is no more
Person 2: Oh fuck
by gunnar greve fan club March 13, 2022
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J.D. Vance

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.
They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".
by morfantatminin November 21, 2024
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Vance

The frothy mixture of lube, semen, and couch lint that is sometimes the byproduct of couch fucking
Last night was wild, I spent hours washing the Vance off of myself and my gorgeous classic Knoll
by Vance69 July 29, 2024
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