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Valeria

Valeria can be the nicest person ever but she could be evil sometimes. She is the top of her class. She's either friends with the smart kids,popular kids or both. She will have over 10 crushes in a whole school year but then realizes those crushes aren't meant for her. She will fall for one specific guy and when she does she will fanisize about her crush like their marriage and how her kids would look like. But she will be the most loving person ever. She will will show you other side of her that has never since before if you date a valeria. Overall, she can the best person ever.
Damm valeria is so smart
by 123rd April 16, 2020
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Person who tends to bitch about being hurt but likes hurting others.
That girl really just played with him, she's such a valeria
by UnicornBootyShaker June 21, 2020
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cool russian chick...who is in no way an alco! She just loved jackass!
by abigail mcfarland March 16, 2003
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someone who walks around thinking shes the best with tons of guys flirting with her just becase of her butt and her boobs. not even that pretty kinda ok actually VERY annoying steals everyone from sexy people like me
valeria: oh that guy is cute
me: i know him! I have liked him for years
guy: valeria is hot
by womangirl May 19, 2013
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Valeria is a Sex ADDICT. She is kind and sweet though. She has a boyfriend usually spanish speaking like her. Names vary from Alejandro, Jose, Miguel, and Javier. She has already fucked in the first week of a relationship. You’ve seen her BIG ASS BOOBS AND TITTYS.
Me: Have You seen Valerias Tits
Other: Yeah they are big as shit
by Joshua_Tantum262 December 10, 2019
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It is a fake disease that can be transmitted easily by sharing water, etc. Can be mistaken for a STD or malaria. Used to trick unsuspecting friends into not mooching your food and shit.
"Bro I can't share my gatorade I have valeria"
"Wait dude, is it like malaria or something?"
by Steven B. May 26, 2005
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Valeria the green gun one

Valeria is a girl who has coochie lice. she finds herself snacking on it, most of the day. at school everyone knows her as the girl with coochie lice. only some really know the story of how she got coochie lice but that's a secret I'll never tell.. xoxo, pp
"did you hear that Valeria the green gun one has coochie lice?" - pp and tortillito
by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020
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