Don't Trust Covid-19 Vaccines.

The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or unsuspecting evangelical congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.

Some church leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda on their members, by warning them: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

didn't get his covid vaccine either

"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.

"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"

by Cranberry Bob July 18, 2021

Vaccine gun

Making a finger pistol putting it in a girls vagina screaming “GRRRRRRRRRRRR” while moving your hand back and forth

Yo last night i vaccine gunned that bitch

by Suuger May 23, 2018

Maxine The Vaccine

This is the definition of absolute goobario. Always picking his nose or watching anime in the corner.

Guy 1: Who's that goob in the corner picking his nose and watching anime

Guy 2: It must be Maxine The Vaccine

by Fire CHicke January 24, 2020

Vaccinational reopening

A national resumption, enabled by development of a vaccine for covid-19.

The country would wait as long as necessary for a vaccinational reopening.

by Monkey's Dad April 16, 2020

Trump Vaccine

Another name for the COVID vaccine.

I got the trump vaccine for immunity against the Rona.

by MistahRigoh March 23, 2023

Metamorphosis Vaccine

Metamorphosis Vaccine (MMV): A vaccine that, when administered, transforms a human being into another animal species. This term is often used in science fiction and speculative scenarios and is not currently supported by scientific evidence.

Scientists were working on developing the Metamorphosis Vaccine, which promised to revolutionize the field of medicine by allowing humans to physically transform into any animal they desired.

by Phieyl February 4, 2023