Venus Looking

When you are looking for something and you scan only the surface of an area to look for it.

Not picking up stuff to look underneath for the item.

Sue: I can't find my keys
Harry: Did you look on the table?
Sue: I looked everywhere
Harry: They're right here under the magazine

Sue: I looked there
Harry: You were venus looking

by G_Off April 18, 2017

venus poop trap

When your ass hairs catch your shit and becomes a tangled mess.

I took a shit and got caughr in my venus poop trap.

by Ras echo September 29, 2017

Venus Covington

Is really nice and kind and has thin long hair

Venus Covington is a girl who is names after a tennis player

by Venus Covington December 28, 2017

venus fly snatch

A vegetarian succubus woman who seduces a man into having sex with her before telling him that she has a viral STD called gonoherpasyphilaids so that he's trapped with her until he dies a slow and painful death.

The venus fly snatch devoured her prey and laughed as he suffered.

by DMTripper March 19, 2018

Venus Glassing

An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.

'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'

*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'

by A Minnesotan November 20, 2018

Venus'd

When things escalate real quick

I went for one drink, next thing i know i'm being smothered by a pillow as she bangs me. Proper Venus'd me she did.

by wordsmith23051996 December 3, 2018

Venus fly trap

When you're about to cream in her pussy and she kegels your cock resulting in your dick being snatched thus causing an unpleasant tingling throughout your whole body :0

man 1: "dude I was about to cum and she Venus fly trapped my dick,"

man 2: "that's the worst,"

by katya & trixie May 5, 2020