vacation dick

A vacation dick is the larger dick that your bitch rides on the side.

Person 1; Did you and your boyfriend hook up last night?
Person 2; Matt and I? Hell no. I went and rode on my vacation dick.

by It's past your bedtime May 04, 2016

county vacation

Any prolonged stay in the jail of a county, parish, or commonwealth over 3 months and up to 2 years. These stays are evidence that free will does indeed exist. Exercising an excessive amount of free will could possibly allow you to gain free room and board at one of our little-known vacation hideaways. You could come to know all our wonderful staff who see to your every need and ensure you are treated with the respect befitting your accusations. As a free gift for taking this vacation, you might even leave with up to 18 months probation. Following God's will eliminates your eligibility for this fabulous offer. Terms and conditions apply. This offer is not void anywhere in the world.

Jeff: Hey Bill, I haven't seen you in a while, where have ya been?

Bill: county vacation
Jeff: What a Bummer man.

by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022

Impregnate and Vacate

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime

"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*

by votsteez June 07, 2010

mexican vacation

The sexual act of funneling ants into the butt

I blind folded my girlfriend and gave her a Mexican vacation. We are no longer together.

by Blorpman69 March 22, 2016

Vacation withdrawals

The negative physical and mental effects you feel when you return to work or school after an extended vacation. Generally these include tiredness, confusion, and a headache, amongst others.

Jim: "Hey Ron, you look pretty stressed out, what's wrong?"
Ron: "The three week Christmas break has given me Vacation withdrawals."
Jim: "Aw, that blows."

by StalterMan February 14, 2010

Summer Vacation

The Summer Vacation is the word that describes the "recess" of the students during the summer. However, this word is just the codeword for the loophole teachers get to assign work, so despite popular belief, it's really not a recess at all. Students are just being brainwashed and don't realize they still have school on their summer "vacation."

Student 1: Yes!!! Summer Vacation is here!
Student That Possesses Superior Knowledge: You mean secret summer workload is here?

by jaydawg3000 June 20, 2009

Swedish Vacation

Going to a foreign country to raid/loot them

My friend took a Swedish Vacation and brought home tons of gold

by Banks12345 February 22, 2021