Woman 1: omg I just got a vacation dick last night
Woman 2: girl!! How are you able to walk right now?
Woman 2: girl!! How are you able to walk right now?
by Man11 May 30, 2016
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A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.
Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm!
Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!
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Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!
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by Galen Knode May 25, 2016
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Girl 1: I've been getting vacation dick for a week now and I think i'm done with it.
Girl 2: Girl, you need a boyfriend dick stat.
Girl 2: Girl, you need a boyfriend dick stat.
by TazTheMan May 23, 2016
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Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.
Tina: Getting a tan, drinking martinis and getting lots of vacation dick.
by Thetugburn May 11, 2016
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1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you.
2. you coincidentally encounter during your vacation and forces you to make plans with them for the rest of your vacation.
1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you.
2. you coincidentally encounter during your vacation and forces you to make plans with them for the rest of your vacation.
Joe: Hey, I heard Alfred followed you to the Bahamas.
Henry: I was taking my wife on a vacation so we could spend some intimate one-on-one time with eachother but then he popped out of nowhere. I spent the next two weeks hanging out with him.
Joe: He sounds like a total vacation destroyer
Henry: I was taking my wife on a vacation so we could spend some intimate one-on-one time with eachother but then he popped out of nowhere. I spent the next two weeks hanging out with him.
Joe: He sounds like a total vacation destroyer
by BuilderBob May 21, 2009
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