Utah shot

This is a wonderful drink to make sure you; 1 stay awake, 2 have sex with whatever swamp donkey you stumble upon, 3 wake up naked and ashamed. It has also been known to make you stumble into an AA meeting the next day. 1 part Red Bull, 1 part Cabo Wabo, and 1 part Cherry Pucker.

Steve: "Mark what happened to you last night?"
Mark: "I had a couple Utah shots at the bar and banged the bartender."
Steve: "That hot blonde?"
Mark: "No that fat girl with glasses."
Steve: "That swamp donkey"
Mark: "Yea, I don't wanna talk about it. Hey do you know if they still have those meetings at the church."
Steve: "Good idea."

by jcloser December 21, 2010

Utah

A horrible state where you will find many selfish colt members aka Mormons

Utah is full of Mormons

by Mkkshr March 7, 2019

richfield utah

a shit hole in the middle of utah that fears god more than the consequences of injecting meth.

Hey man, we should go to Richfield utah this weekend, go to church then shoot up meth!

by MyMomWearsCrocks6969 May 30, 2018

Utah

The most boring place in the U.S.

Praise the Lord! Zzzz.

by GuerrillaFuunkstaahh July 12, 2004

saint george utah

somewhat a shit hole of a place to live. filled with dead end jobs and judgmental mormons. unless you have a bunch of real true friends here you are screwed. its boring unless you like to piss in the bushes every day. no gambling no clubs and the bars are filled with fat chicks who cant dance, ugly ass men who think they have game or old people who have hit rock bottom. Everyone here talks shit. dont tell no one nothing cause all your secrets will be posted all over this city cause no one knows how to keep their mouth shut. also full of illegals and wanna be gangsters LMAO.

living in saint george utah sucks ass.

by allknowingsweets December 31, 2011

Johnny Utah

Creator of the tankmen storyline of Newgrounds, where before the tank and the man inside had no real bearing to the site. Johnny Utah is most often known for his cock jokes, and frequently uses them in his animations. Johnny Utah is actually a very skilled artist, and could probably be doing something constructive, but instead he's bettering Newgrounds, and creating a more perverted place for future children.

Also, I'd do him for a nickel.

Johnny Utah is a skilled artist.

Johnny Utah wears a hat.

Johnny Utah is 3 midgets on a tricycle.

Johnny Utah made jesus.

by dragamex September 28, 2008

Utah Nipples

When a bitch has some big ass nipples, and you just wanna suck on them.

Did you see halle berry in swordfish? Damn shes got some Utah Nipples!

by eyewatcher008 November 5, 2009